tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79503122984574155032024-02-08T14:53:41.421-05:00The Heavy Metal LunchNot for the weakminded, weak hearted, or weak stomached, The Heavy Metal Lunch is an uncensored take on the world of Heavy Metal both old and new. Your hosts Jammin’ Jaymz and Mastodon will be steering this trainwreck so kick back and crank this baby up to "11"!<br><br>
<b>WARNING!!1!!</b><br> <b>THIS PODCAST CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE!<br> LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!</b>The Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16290514944053162472noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7950312298457415503.post-38420278697997253412009-03-27T14:25:00.000-04:002009-03-27T14:28:19.151-04:00Episode 13: Most Rockin' Debut AlbumsAfter 7 months of trying to find their way back to the Heavy Metal Lunch Cave, our heroes finally made it back in time to find Dr. Rokker surrounded by empty Natural Light beer cans and singing the blues. Once all the high fives and GOOD beers that were shared, they got Dr. Rokker back to his normal self and they situated in the studio to discuss their favorite debuts of all times. Sorry kids but "Too Fast For Love" WAS NOT on that list!<br /><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://static.odeo.com/flash/player_audio_embed_v2.swf" width="325" height="60" id="odeo_audio"><br /> <param name="movie" value="http://static.odeo.com/flash/player_audio_embed_v2.swf" /><br /> <param name="FlashVars" value="jStr=[{'id': 24371066}]" /><br /></object>The Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16290514944053162472noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7950312298457415503.post-15279989022068114602008-09-19T09:10:00.000-04:002008-09-19T09:11:58.708-04:00Episode 12: Iron Maiden Re-Cap!Our heroes Jammin' Jaymz and Mastodon went on a field trip to Columbia, MD to see Iron Maiden's already legendary "Somewhere Back In Time Tour" on June 28, 2008. They showed no mercy on the Iron Maiden fans in the lot as they approached them with questions and a recorder! This was a fun episode recapping an amazing show. Sorry we've been gone so long!<br /><br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://static.odeo.com/flash/player_audio_embed_v2.swf" width="325" height="60" id="odeo_audio"><br /> <param name="movie" value="http://static.odeo.com/flash/player_audio_embed_v2.swf" /><br /> <param name="FlashVars" value="jStr=[{'id': 23372573}]" /><br /></object>The Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16290514944053162472noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7950312298457415503.post-15690102493232770732008-06-14T19:23:00.001-04:002008-06-14T19:24:23.253-04:00Episode 11: Metallica Up Your Ass!In the 11th episode of The Heavy Metal Lunch, our metallic heroes discuss the greatness and not so greatness that is Metallica. Hear them discuss the highs and lows of these metal pioneers. Hear them discuss the highs and lows of their albums. Hear them make fun of Lars Ulrich.<br /><br />This episode is Metal Up Your Ass awesomeness!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://odeo.com/flash/audio_player_black.swf" quality="high" width="322" height="54" name="odeo_player_black" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="type=audio&id=19404313" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></embed><br /><a style="font-size: 9px; padding-left: 110px; color: #f39; letter-spacing: -1px; text-decoration: none" href="http://odeo.com/audio/19404313/view">powered by <strong>ODEO</strong></a>The Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16290514944053162472noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7950312298457415503.post-29404071000212605922008-04-28T12:47:00.002-04:002008-04-28T13:07:51.467-04:00Episode 10: Heavy Metal 101 (1st & 2nd Period)<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">1ST PERIOD</span></span><br /><br />In this Episodes, our heroes take us all to school with this extremely informative and intelligent lesson on the History Of Heavy Metal. Get your pencils out and pray you studied. If not, that's fine but girls, you will be held after school for a bit...<br /><br />Heavy Metal Lunch fan Rachel asks the questions and she gets answers from her heroes Mastodon & Jammin' Jaymz.<br /><br />No school girls were SEVERELY harmed during the making of this podcast!<br /><br />This is 1st period of a 2 period class!<br /><br /><center><embed src="http://odeo.com/flash/audio_player_black.swf" quality="high" name="odeo_player_black" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="type=audio&id=18939293" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" align="middle" height="54" width="322"></embed><br /><a style="font-size: 9px; padding-left: 110px; color: rgb(255, 51, 153); letter-spacing: -1px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://odeo.com/audio/18939293/view">powered by <strong>ODEO</strong></a></center><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">====================================<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2nd PERIOD</span></span><br /><br />In the 2nd and FINAL period of the school day, Professors Mastodon and Jammin' Jaymz answer more of Rachel's uber intelligent questions regarding the history of metal. Our heroes continue to woo and wow her with their unending knowledge, quick witted answers and their smashing good looks in those lil professor robe thingys!<br /><br />Only "11's" are given in this class bitches! PAY ATTENTION!<br /><br /><center><embed src="http://odeo.com/flash/audio_player_black.swf" quality="high" width="322" height="54" name="odeo_player_black" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="type=audio&id=18939333" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br /><a style="font-size: 9px; padding-left: 110px; color: #f39; letter-spacing: -1px; text-decoration: none" href="http://odeo.com/audio/18939333/view">powered by <strong>ODEO</strong></a></center>The Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16290514944053162472noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7950312298457415503.post-27383904346505273952008-02-14T08:20:00.000-05:002008-02-14T08:21:03.872-05:00Episode 9: Valentines Day Special - 10 Worst Power Ballads EverIn this very special Heavy Metal Lunch, our heroes show us that while bad boys might still have a heart, our hosts DO NOT! Listen to them tear through and tear up the 10 Worst Power Ballads Of All Times. You can pick up your balls on the way out fellas.<br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://odeo.com/flash/audio_player_black.swf" quality="high" width="322" height="54" name="odeo_player_black" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="type=audio&id=17736973" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br /><a style="font-size: 9px; padding-left: 110px; color: #f39; letter-spacing: -1px; text-decoration: none" href="http://odeo.com/audio/17736973/view">powered by <strong>ODEO</strong></a>The Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16290514944053162472noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7950312298457415503.post-43301330498082843252008-02-08T09:29:00.000-05:002008-02-08T09:35:23.129-05:00Episode 8: KISS Our Asses!Happy New Year bitches! It Episode 8, our heroes talk about the one, the only, KISS! That's right, they managed to fill an hour up with nothing but KISS talk. This is one NOT to be missed. You wanted the best, well... YOU GOT IT BITCHES!<br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://odeo.com/flash/audio_player_black.swf" quality="high" width="322" height="54" name="odeo_player_black" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="type=audio&id=17714193" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br /><a style="font-size: 9px; padding-left: 110px; color: #f39; letter-spacing: -1px; text-decoration: none" href="http://odeo.com/audio/17714193/view">powered by <strong>ODEO</strong></a>The Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16290514944053162472noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7950312298457415503.post-8176343426043605142007-11-12T21:30:00.000-05:002007-11-12T21:32:46.954-05:00Episode 07: Iron Maiden's Gonna Get Ya!In this episode, our Newcastle drinking heroes discuss the one of the things they love the most. No, it's not catholic school girls, it's IRON MAIDEN! Join Mastodon and Jammin' Jaymz as they discuss the lads from England and all that is great, and sometimes not so great! And also, don't forget to get totally psyched for their FIRST EVER celebrity intro! This is one not to be missed!<br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://odeo.com/flash/audio_player_black.swf" quality="high" name="odeo_player_black" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="type=audio&id=17316983" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" align="middle" height="54" width="322"></embed><br /><a style="font-size: 9px; padding-left: 110px; color: rgb(255, 51, 153); letter-spacing: -1px; text-decoration: none;" href="http://odeo.com/audio/17316983/view">powered by <strong>ODEO</strong></a>The Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16290514944053162472noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7950312298457415503.post-62713765337143946862007-09-14T14:07:00.000-04:002007-09-15T11:19:19.851-04:00Episode 06: Top 10 Metal Albums (Part 2 of 2)Welcome back bitches! This episode finds our heroes being extremely longwinded as they finish up the countdown of their Top 10 Metal Albums. As always hijinks ensue and alcohol was flowing.<br /><br />This is a long one folk so please go to the bathroom, get a drink and a snack, and buckle in for the metal roller coaster that is, THE HEAVY METAL LUNCH!<br /><br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://odeo.com/flash/audio_player_black.swf" quality="high" width="322" height="54" name="odeo_player_black" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="type=audio&id=16551313" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></embed><br /><a style="font-size: 9px; padding-left: 110px; color: #f39; letter-spacing: -1px; text-decoration: none" href="http://odeo.com/audio/16551313/view">powered by <strong>ODEO</strong></a>The Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16290514944053162472noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7950312298457415503.post-35193557998380552012007-08-23T08:48:00.000-04:002007-08-23T08:50:04.677-04:00Episode 05: Top 10 Metal Albums (Part 1 of 2)Hey bitches did you miss the HML? Well, our heroes are back and with a special episode. Mastodon and Jammin'Jaymz countdown each of their TOP 10 Metal Albums. <br /><br />This is Part I of II and they countdown from #10 to #5. And as always, it's not just that. As always, they drift off topic from time to time and hijinks will DEFINITELY ensue!<br /><br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://odeo.com/flash/audio_player_black.swf" quality="high" width="322" height="54" name="odeo_player_black" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="type=audio&id=16455603" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br /><a style="font-size: 9px; padding-left: 110px; color: #f39; letter-spacing: -1px; text-decoration: none" href="http://odeo.com/audio/16455603/view">powered by <strong>ODEO</strong></a>The Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16290514944053162472noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7950312298457415503.post-59094000088023523482007-06-22T00:19:00.000-04:002007-06-22T00:21:14.363-04:00Episode 04: Yeah? Whatevah!Welcome to the long awaited Episode 4 of the Heavy Metal Lunch! Our heros have returned and what they talking about this episode? You're guess is as good as ours!<br /><br />Enjoy and keep them horns a flyin'!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://odeo.com/flash/audio_player_black.swf" quality="high" width="322" height="54" name="odeo_player_black" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="type=audio&id=13323123" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></embed><br /><a style="font-size: 9px; padding-left: 110px; color: #f39; letter-spacing: -1px; text-decoration: none" href="http://odeo.com/audio/13323123/view">powered by <strong>ODEO</strong></a>The Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16290514944053162472noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7950312298457415503.post-32602140536808363642007-05-17T09:17:00.000-04:002007-05-17T09:18:49.117-04:00Episode 03: Singers Gone SoloIn this episode, our heroes Jammin' Jaymz and Mastodon discuss the "singer gone solo" thing. What was good for some was a flat out nose dive for others and all in between. C'mon in. Hope yer hungry cuz this is a Heavy Metal Lunch not to be missed!<br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://odeo.com/flash/audio_player_black.swf" quality="high" width="322" height="54" name="odeo_player_black" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="type=audio&id=12629703" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></embed><br /><a style="font-size: 9px; padding-left: 110px; color: #f39; letter-spacing: -1px; text-decoration: none" href="http://odeo.com/audio/12629703/view">powered by <strong>ODEO</strong></a>The Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16290514944053162472noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7950312298457415503.post-33474132840604327752007-04-17T18:57:00.000-04:002007-04-17T18:59:30.411-04:00Episode 02: Did Grunge Kill Metal?In Episode 02 of The Heavy Metal Lunch, our hosts Jammin' Jaymz and Mastodon discuss the fall, and in some cases demise, of Heavy Metal following the surge of Grunge from Seattle, WA. So did grunge really kill metal? Hmmmm... listen and decide!<br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://odeo.com/flash/audio_player_black.swf" quality="high" width="322" height="54" name="odeo_player_black" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="type=audio&id=11178703" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></embed><br /><a style="font-size: 9px; padding-left: 110px; color: #f39; letter-spacing: -1px; text-decoration: none" href="http://odeo.com/audio/11178703/view">powered by <strong>ODEO</strong></a>The Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16290514944053162472noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7950312298457415503.post-58978370288558249602007-03-19T14:17:00.001-04:002007-03-26T19:45:04.761-04:00Episode 01: Tribute Bands!!1!!This is the FIRST EVER EPISODE of the Heavy Metal Lunch. Here we discuss teh phenomenon known as "tribute bands". Love 'em or hate 'em, they are what they are!<br /><br /><embed src="http://odeo.com/flash/audio_player_black.swf" quality="high" width="322" height="54" name="odeo_player_black" align="middle" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="type=audio&id=10724313" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></embed><br /><a style="font-size: 9px; padding-left: 110px; color: #f39; letter-spacing: -1px; text-decoration: none" href="http://odeo.com/audio/10724313/view">powered by <strong>ODEO</strong></a>The Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16290514944053162472noreply@blogger.com1